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Just Stuff
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Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones, with two numbers, and he pays two bills. He’s just so happy to have a family plan.
(Source: sirheisenberg)
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Flower Asks
- Roses: Who is your love interest?
- Lilacs: Do you consider yourself beautiful and innocent?
- Irises: Do you have words worth spreading? Wise words?
- Gladiolus: Are you violent?
- Lilies: Have you lost someone important to you?
- Protea: Are you courageous?
- Peony: Are you lucky?
- Orchid: Are you a charming person?
- Statice: What do you like to remember?
- Sun flower: What brings you happiness?
- Lisianthus: What do you appreciate?
- Sweet pea: Are you delicate or sweet?
- Tulip: Are you elegant or graceful?
- Hydrangea: Have you endured/suffered for beauty?
- Fresia: Who is your best friend?
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When teachers ask for nicknames and I tell them this, they never seem to get that I’m serious
(Source: notwithoutmycoffee)
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Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Taylor Swift went alone and Ellen Degeneres made her fall to the ground with fear.
Now she’s laying on the cold hard ground
trouble trouble trouble
(Source: sandousy)
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